The Dark Ages of Bib Shorts (aka why cycling should ditch some of its obsession with “tradition” when it comes to cycling apparel)
Let’s be honest, for too long, classic two-straps-and-a-chamois bibshorts have been stuck in the dark ages. They’re comfortable, sure, they keep things where they need to be, but they’re about as practical as a screen door on a submarine when it comes to carrying anything.
Cycling’s adherence to tradition can be funny. Can you imagine your classic full-zip short sleeve jersey without the 3-pocket panel on the lower back? Then all of a sudden, someone comes up with a “cargo jersey”? Sounds silly, right?
Why should bibshorts be any different?
Enter the Cargo Bib Short: A Revelation!
For those of you still stubbornly clinging to your pocket-less bibs, cargo bibs are regular bibshorts, but with one glorious addition: pockets. And we’re not talking about some dinky little coin purse. We’re talking proper, functional pockets, usually on the thighs, sometimes on the back.
Why Cargo Bibs Are Objectively Superior
Now, some purists might scoff. “Pockets on bibs? That’s not aero*! That’s not traditional!” To them, we say, have you ever tried to stuff a multi-tool, a spare tube, your phone, your wallet, your keys, and three emergency gummy bears into three tiny jersey pockets? It’s like playing a high-stakes game of Tetris while simultaneously trying to avoid getting doored by a car.
With cargo bibs: just imagine the sheer liberation!
- Snack Freedom: No more awkward mid-ride contortions to reach that last gel. Your snacks are right there, within easy grab-and-munch distance. You can even bring a whole extra sandwich if you’re feeling ambitious (though we don’t recommend a full pastrami on rye in your thigh pocket – yet).
- Phone Security: Your precious smartphone, safe and secure in a dedicated pocket, not precariously balanced in a jersey pocket, waiting for that one rogue bump to send it tumbling into a pothole. You can even whip it out for that perfect Instagram shot without missing a beat, or risking a faceplant. (side note: a prime design criterion for ALL of Montu’s cargo bibshorts is that leg pockets should comfortably fit a full-size smart phone)
- Layer Liberation: The weather changes faster than a politician’s promises. With cargo pockets, you can easily shed a vest or arm warmers and stash them away without looking like a lumpy, overstuffed sausage.
- Emergency Preparedness: Think of the possibilities! A mini first-aid kit, a tiny emergency blanket (for those truly epic bonks), or enough cash for an impromptu ice cream stop. Your cargo bibs turn you into a self-sufficient, two-wheeled MacGyver.
- The “I’m Too Cool for a Backpack” Vibe: Let’s face it, sometimes you just don’t want to wear a backpack. You want to feel light and free, but still have your essentials. Cargo bibs are the ultimate stealth storage solution. You’ll be cruising along, looking effortlessly chic, while secretly carrying enough gear to survive a zombie apocalypse.
- Fashion Forward (No, Really): Okay, so they might not be gracing the runways of Paris Fashion Week, but modern cargo bibs are sleek and well-designed. The pockets are integrated seamlessly, so you won’t look like you’re smuggling a small animal in your pants. Plus, the confidence of knowing you have everything you need on hand? That’s the ultimate accessory.
The Montu Mandate: Cargo for All!
At Montu, we believe cycling should be about enjoying the ride, not wrestling with your gear. That’s why we’re championing the cargo bibshort. Pockets on the classic bibshorts is fundamental improvement to the cycling experience. It’s about practicality, convenience, and a healthy dose of “why didn’t anyone think of this sooner?!”
So, the next time you’re in the market for new bib shorts, do yourself a favor. Embrace the revolution. Join the ranks of the enlightened. Choose cargo. Your snacks will thank you. Your phone will thank you. And honestly, your inner peace will thank you.
*The exception to the rule is bibs designed for time trials or ultimate aero gains.
What’s the most unusual item you’ve ever managed to cram into a jersey pocket? Share your cargo bib stories in the comments below!